Do you need a vacuum pump, sir?
How ‘bout one that doesn’t bump, sir?
VARIO® from VACUUBRAND
Doesn’t need a guiding hand.
We’ve got many other choices
That respond when users’ voices
Shout “I want that vacuum quiet!”
“Put that footprint on a diet!”
“Make it chemical resistant!”
(The scientists are so insistent!)
Flow-paths made of fluoroplastic
Help prevent corrosion, drastic.
Unharmed by those nasty vapors
Our pumps speed your research papers.
15,000 hours a pop
In between each service stop.
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